why is bob short for robert
how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?
How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?
you ask him nicely
you ask him nicely
i have been waiting for yEARS FOR THIS POST TO COME BACK YOU DONT UNDERSTAND
There’s a kid in my class named Richard Hunter
Dick Hunter
(Source: whistlingghostdad, via missatlomicbreaux)
You know how there’s a theory that no two people see a colour the exact same way.
Does that mean colour is like
a pigment of your imagination.
YOU FUCKING DIDN’T
(via missatlomicbreaux)
“you shouldn’t be walking alone at this time of night”
no
actually
people shouldn’t fucking attack other people at any time of day
i said god damn
(via missatlomicbreaux)
people shouldnt tell me to kill myself because one day i might actually do it and then you’re lady gaga’s problem
(via glossrhymeswithhair)
There should be a show called “You’ll Never Find Out” where each week there’s a new story with a new set of characters and it always ends on a cliffhanger.
Well hello there satan
NO BUT THEN IN THE SEASON FINALE THEY HAVE LIKE 3 MINUTE SPOTS TO SHOW THE CONCLUSIONS FOR ALL THE STORIES
AND PLOT TWIST: All those unconnected stories? They connect like puzzle pieces in the end.
SOMEBODY MAKE THIS HAPPEN
(via my-raggedy-pond)